december 18 1996

i once knew this girl
with three first names
two of which were the same
furthermore
she had 18 personalities
each one worse than the one before
she had three hobbies
lie
deceive
and bullshit
the only thing that she ever said to me
that may in fact be true
was that her father
was from outer-space

then came that fatal day
when she got trampled
by a moose
we drank and rejoiced
all through the night
and from that day on
i always loved moose