Wednesday, April 17, 2013

the dude

the dude comes over to my abode
i ask him what music he wants to listen to
the dud says that he is too fucking hungry to
listen to music
that he hasn't eaten all day
and that the dude is starving
real bangladesh style 

and the dude want to go for a donair

...so we do...

the dude just gazes at his hunk of meat
tells me that he is full
that he had just eaten a half
an hour ago
and could not eat another bite
then he farts
or as i used to say when i was five...
farnts 

the dude is on top of it , baby
the question is
what the fuck is he on top of ???

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