after jesus was crucified
about a year actually
the apostle paul was out chopping wood
and pulled a muscle in his back
in fact
the pain was so bad
that he could not wipe his own bottom
enters peter
he wipes it for him
but is seen by the village people
(not the disco group
but the real thing)
anyway
they see this as an act of perversion
and disenfranchise him
completely ruining his career
as an apostle
thus begins the age old tradition
of being religious fuck-sticks
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