don't believe in bigfoot

so you don't believe in bigfoot ???
o.k.
let's get this straight
bigfoot
jumped out of the forest
shoved his 28 inch penis
directly up your behind
grabbed you by the neck
walked you to the local supermarket
bought you
a box of chocolates
and made you eat every last fucking one
yet , still
you don't believe in him 

how about the loch ness monster ???